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JOKES JOKES JOKES
03-16-2017, 09:02 PM,
RE: JOKES JOKES JOKES
Just a couple jokes today to lighten the mood.

Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” —Steven Wright

Big Grin
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08-21-2017, 01:30 PM,
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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.    Confused
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08-21-2017, 02:59 PM,
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Why do Norwegian ships have a bar code?

To Scandinavian.
"Vambo Rool OK!"
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08-21-2017, 04:30 PM,
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I bought my wife a guitar.

A fender?

No, she liked it.
"Vambo Rool OK!"
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08-21-2017, 04:31 PM,
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(08-21-2017, 04:30 PM)dextershrill Wrote: I bought my wife a guitar.

A fender?

No, she liked it.

Big Grin
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09-17-2017, 04:18 PM,
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What did the cheese say looking in the mirror?


Halloumi.
"Vambo Rool OK!"
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09-17-2017, 06:39 PM,
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(09-17-2017, 04:18 PM)dextershrill Wrote: What did the cheese say looking in the mirror?


Halloumi.

Dreadful Roy.  Confused
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